HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ANGEL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HEARTTHROB OF THE PUBLISHER OF STEVE ACHILLES CHUKWUEMEKE BLOG.






God, I thank you. 

Angel, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. 
Please, guys, celebrate with me, the only woman that stole my heart, one imbued with impeccably egregious virtues, charisma, and unparalleled resplendency which not only truncated my wandering and wallowing life in obscurity but got me utterly manumitted and emancipated from acute lonely-heartedness. I can rightly implore, with all sensibility and responsibility, my friends, and especially my sisters, to profusely extend their unreserved, and unequivocal encomiums on the only one that graciously, courageously, surreptitiously, and abruptly terminated my futile, gallivanting cum fruitlessly ravaging escapades in my inveterated bachelorhood.

WEDDING: TO WHOM THE WEDDING BELL TOLLS......

NO OTHER PERSON THAN THE INDUSTRIOUS, INDEFATIGABLE, HIGH-SPIRITED, DEDICATED, INVENTIVE, EBULLIENT, ASSIDUOUS, METICULOUS, PUNCTILIOUS, SCRUPULOUS, CONSCIENTIOUS, THOROUGH, PAINSTAKING, SMART, INTELLIGENT, AND HANDSOME 1st General Manager- Sales and Business Development of the World Renowned Tritorc International-
DEBDEEP GHOSH.
 

                 

                                             



                   










MIDDLE EAST:ANGRY JESUS APPEARS TO ISLAMIC MILITANTS HUNTING DOWN CHRISTIANS


JESUS SEEN IN A CLOUD OF DUST ANGRY WITH THE ISLAMIC MILITANTS PURSUING CHRISTIANS IN A BUS ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM A BAPTISMAL SESSION.


An Islamic militant, Haroon(not real name), in the middle east and his 19 other cohorts got the wind that some Christians were preparing to conduct baptism at the Arabian Sea. They set out with the intention of killing everyone present. No sooner had the Christians entered their bus to drive back to the church after the baptismal session than they arrived. They gave a chase and began to shoot at the bus, but suddenly a dust storm arose between them and the militants. Rizwan who was among those baptized said, they felt the presence of Jesus Christ because of the dust storm that hid them from the militants who couldn't see nor shoot at them anymore. However, on the militant side, they saw in the dust storm, Jesus Christ who looked angry with eyes blazing like fire and spoke to them with a loud voice saying,''Why are you persecuting Me, I came to the world not to destroy anyone, but to save you. Go in peace''. And immediately He disappeared simultaneously with the dust storm.

PLEASE, LET THIS BARBARITY STOP....

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Incessant stabbing to death of men by their spouses must STOP...if as a woman you don't need him anymore, leave quietly, though, that is against Biblical norms and tenets and totally negates God's fundamental reason for connubial coexistence.
In a nutshell, any woman that is truculently irascible, barbarous, cruel, unyieldingly ferocious, hellishly cantankerous, emotionally distorted and/or a hypnotized melancholy should NEVER consent to a SUITOR's woo that would subsequently leads to exercising God's precepts to mutual marital vows and most importantly, should STOP contravening the 6th commandment of our Creator.
This, however, did not restrict the feminine folks solely culpable for this heinous, obnoxious and disgusting traits to moral sensibilities and proprieties.
It is interesting to note that, no matter whose ox is gored, both parties should always exercise absolute decorum, civility and diplomacy whenever they seek to redress any grouse and unforeseen circumstances before it degenerates to a fight and any aggrieved party must present the matter for deliberation before dusk or preferably at the bed that is most certainly overwhelmed by a romantic escapade with the associated bliss and serenity of the night.

MANCHESTER CITY WINS PREMIERE LEAGUE 2017/18 TITLE

Manchester united are champions as Man united loses to West Brom by a lone goal. Manchester United fails to find the back of the net, obviously Jose Mourinho was on the sad mood as his boys were out-shined this afternoon.
    Also today, Arsenal lost to Newcastle United by two goals to one. It was a huge loss to Arsenal football club. However, we felicitate with the champions for their magnificent and sterling performances this season that has delivered the premiere league cup to them. Obviously, followers of the league would attest to the fact that Manchester City merited the trophy because they had been very consistent, resilient and determined in every game. So, kudos to them for such a brilliant feat.

AFRICAN FOLKLORE: IT IS THE ATTITUDE OF THE GOAT THAT DENIED IT ACCESS TO THE FARMLAND

WHY GOATS WERE BARRED FOR LIFE FROM VISITING THE FARM.

Goats are domesticated animals in Africa, and as such too close to humans. They are reared for their meat, milk, skin, bones et cetera. Like other domestic animals such as fowls, dogs, sheeps for example, goats can be a source of income to the owners.
   However, each time the farmers want to go to the farm to carry out their farming activities of any kind, they are usually accompanied by the dogs simply because the dogs are used for protection, they don't feed on farmer's crops besides its usefulness in hunting other animals for meat to the farmers. But one day, the goats revolted and what was their grouse, " why would other domestic animals visit farmland and we would not".
     So, a town cryer was summoned to make an announcement that there would be a town hall meeting to deliberate on the demand made by the goats. At the town hall meeting, the goats were asked to reiterate their grouse, which they did. So the farmers formed a quorum and asked them to discuss on the feasibility of assenting to the goats' demand.
     When, of course the members of the quorum came back to the crowd to meet with the other farmers first to make known their finalised retort to the goats' demand, it was obvious from their smiling faces that their response is on the affirmative. Then the announcer, with a wave of hands to quieten the tumultuous and raucous crowd, cleared his throat and started, " permission for goats to visit our farmlands just like dogs do, is granted but on one condition", "which condition", a goat interrupted. An uproar ensued and a particular goat shouting out his question, asked, " were dogs given such a condition."
    The town cryer was asked to use his gong to silence the deafening noise and when the noise abated, the farmer continued, " the condition is that you goats should eat enough at home or carry your foods to the farm because you are not going to feed on our crops in the farmland", even before the farmer could conclude his statements, an overzealous goat yelled out his contented response, " is that all", and the farmer replied,"yes".
    One day, a farmer who was going to the farm with his dogs as usual, decided to invite one of his goats to accompany them. While at the farm, the farmer was busy with the yams at the barn, the dogs were hunting and playing, then the goat was busy familiarizing himself with the farm with some rhetorical soliloquy
such as, "look at these fresh leaves and soft edible shrubs, even fresh crops the farmers kept for themselves and would not bring some home for us to eat, wicked farmers,i must taste them today not tomorrow", he concluded.
   But unknown to the goat, the farmer had whispered to the dogs to keep an eye on him. When the goat thought he is out of sight he began to make himself comfortable with the fresh, leafy crops and the dogs quickly sneaked to the farmer to relate their findings. Then the farmer tiptoed to the scene accompanied by the dogs and caught the goat red-handed. When they got home, the farmer reported the issue and the town cryer was asked to announce a general meeting. At the town hall meeting, the dogs stood as witnesses and when the verdict was finally pronounced, the goats saw themselves being barred for life from going to the farmland.
    So, that was how the goats were barred for life from visiting the farmland till date.

BBNaija2018: TOBI, NINA SCALES THROUGH TO THE FINALS WHILE ALEX EMERGES AS HEAD OF HOUSE

Just two weeks to the grande finale of this year 2018 edition of Big Brother Nigeria, one of the housemates Alex emerged as the new Head of House (HOH). She won it on Monday, April 9, which automatically qualifies her to the final stage of the show. Moreover, in winning the day’s task, housemates were told to collect as much BBNaira as they could in 60 seconds. They were strictly warned not to bend to pick the money or from the roof of the booth. 
   We would keep you in touch as the drama unfolds.

Nigerian Army Disowns Sgt. Bako Who Claimed Dapchi Abduction Was Stage managed.

Nigerian Army has outrightly disowned an Army Sergeant, named David Bako, who claimed in a viral message on social media over the weekend that the abduction of 110 girls from Government Girls Secondary School, Dapchi, Yobe state, on February 19 was stage managed by officials of President Muhammadu Buhari administration.   Sergeant Bako had confessed to being part of a 16-man team who rehearsed and hatched the abduction of the schoolgirls for a lump sum of N80 million. He claimed some top loyalists of President Buhari were part of the scheme.

The Only Christian Amongst The Kidnapped Dapchigirls Remains With Boko Haram

Meet Liah Sharibu the
only Christian amongst high school girls kidnapped at Dapchi in Yobe state who still remains in Boko Haram custody and Nigerians are praying and believing that she would regain her freedom soon. 

A NIGERIA WOMAN DIED THREE DAYS AFTER HER FABULOUS WEDDING.

     She actually got married on Saturday, 10th of March, 2018 and their residence caught fire three days later being 13th March, 2018.
         Nana was immediately rushed to the hospital but to avail even after frantic effort by the the doctors to save her life. 
May her gentle soul rest in the bosom of the Lord.  

Some people feared dead as Yoruba, Hausa youths clash in Lagos


Several people are presumed killed as Yoruba and Hausa
 youths clashed at Gida Panli, Kotomola, in the Ojota New Garage area of Lagos State, over a misunderstanding between an Hausa and his Yoruba counterpart.
     Some area boys in the area on Thursday the 15th of March, 2018, swiftly went ahead to avenged the assault on the Yoruba guy, which however, metamorphosed into a clash which spilled over to Friday morning .
   Several motorcycles were destroyed in the melee while commercial activities in the neighborhood were paralysed.